seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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