I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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