why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
third nipple confirmed
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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