remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.