I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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