This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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