Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
honey bunches of taint.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Randomize
