Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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