He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
and she was petting her beer can
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
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He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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