I cockslap morals
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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We got so high we made milksteak
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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