I'm jealous of your bromance
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
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I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I got inside last night via doggy door
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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