David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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