Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
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IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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