i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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