You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
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he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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