There is no way he is gay with that hair.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Too much gin, very little bucket
it's not cheating when I paid for it
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
This baby is an asshole
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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