I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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