does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize