he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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