I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow