Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
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