It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
