I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
