gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
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I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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