Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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