So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I have post one night stand depression
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