The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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