I think i peed on brittanys purse
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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