therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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