so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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