when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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