Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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