i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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