u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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