you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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