Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
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Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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