Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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