is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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