We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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