Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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