True but thats because hes a fetus.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
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We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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