I need help removing her.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
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saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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