It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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