WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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