omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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