Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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