"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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