What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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