the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
wow bdsm is so cute
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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