Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Is this like a preordered booty call?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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