covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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