we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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