i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I think people are normalizing furries
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Randomize
