I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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