Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
