You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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