we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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