windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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