For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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