the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
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So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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