You work out of a Hotel?
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
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I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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